A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like you've never seen them ...A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like you've never seen them before.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it.
Here are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists). From now on, any comments asking for the lyrics will simply be removed. I will not insult you even if you are stupid and ignorant enough to deserve it.
Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?
Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!
Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!
Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 yil fiend smoking Döncebah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.
Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*
Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.
Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
Vader:
No one brings it worse to this fuckin' universe!
(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incomprehensible Huttese Jabba rap*
Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!(mehr)(weniger)
Anthony and Ian express their love for Transformers. BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras POSTER: http://smosh.com/merch ...Anthony and Ian express their love for Transformers.
BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras
POSTER: http://smosh.com/merch/#posters
Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com
http://smosh.com
http://myspace.com/smosh
Beat by Lance Dean - http://myspace.com/theellarsound
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LYRICS:
I'll tell you bout one gün when I was young
I was flipping the through the channels when I saw something on
Something 'bout robots that destroy each other
It made me want to go blow up my mother
Oo, Anthony is not alone
It made me want to go blow up my home
Eventually I did, but that ain't the point
I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme
And if you didn't get what we're talkin' about
We're talkin' bout the most amazing thing around
If you thinkin' Transformers then you was right
'Cause everybody knows that they hella tight
Transformers' creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap
They told us that this script was full of nonsense
I bet you thought I was gonna say crap
because it rhymes with rap, but i'm better than that
Transformers will -- punch you in the face
Transformers won't -- do the Macerena
Transformers -- always say no to drugs
Transformers
They don't even need to use a glock
They can take you down with their electric shock
Hurt more than a bodyslam from The Rock
But not as much as a slap from my hand
Ooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime?
Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime
If your booty's gettin' hot and it keeps gettin' hotter
He'll turn into a fire truck and spray you with water (Damn)
Optimus knows how to use his hose
He be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes
Sucks Pixie Sticks right through his nose
Until his nose unloads and explodes bus loads
Ooh, you like that, we switched it up
Like when decepticons kicked Autobot butt
And Thunderblast is a slut
What?... she is...
Transformers will -- find a cure for death
Transformers won't -- do your algebra
Transformers -- are against terrorism
Transformers
The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots
Disco dancin' and chicks hella hot
They got moves like you ain't ever got
No weed, no spank, no crack cocaine
They don't need that stuff to keep they party insane
Moves so whack that you can't explain
Dancing so crazy that'll melt your brain
Moves that Decepticons could never attain
You hear that Megatron, you ain't got no game
Autobots throw it up -- Makin' you look lame
You fight to contain the shame you've obtained
Optimus will take you out -- With impeccable aim
Transformers -- don't give a damn what ya'll say
Transformers -- hit the club like every gün
Transformers -- blow things up with satisfaction
They explode in your face like a chain reaction
Transformers will -- run for president
Transformers won't -- dress for Halloween
Transformers -- hardcore since '84(mehr)(weniger)
"Eine Kerze für deinen Rap" von Abaz feat. Reign aus dem Album "Goldene Träume" von Abaz,das er 2007 produziert hat. Beat ..."Eine Kerze für deinen Rap" von Abaz feat. Reign aus dem Album "Goldene Träume" von Abaz,das er 2007 produziert hat.
Beat by Abaz
www.myspace.com/kingabaz
www.myspace.com/reignrap
Ihr könnt die Jungs supporten, indem ihr:
-ihre Myspace Seiten checkt
-die Tracks verbreitet, sie euren Freunden zeigt
-ihre Myspacelinks in diversen Foren postet, usw...(mehr)(weniger)
This may be obscure to many. This was originally going to be an entry for a video contest, but then I started getting ...This may be obscure to many. This was originally going to be an entry for a video contest, but then I started getting silly. I hope you enjoy the result.
Check out my other videos and/or feel free to subscribe! Also, check me out at:
www.goremy.com
Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!(mehr)(weniger)
An ode to hummus. Or however you spell it. Hope you like it. Plenty of videos to come this summer! Oh, here are the ...An ode to hummus. Or however you spell it. Hope you like it. Plenty of videos to come this summer!
Oh, here are the lyrics, it's kinda fast-paced:
Hummus. I'm eating hummus.
Dip it to my thumb-us.
It's the best, beats the rest
When you seem to need a
paste with some taste
to put on your pita
Hit me, hit me
With a little chick pea
Got a lot of bread
That's the trick, see?
I'm a fast pita eater
got the pedal to the metal
Putting down so much bread
You'd think I was Hansel and Gretel
Now my bread's all gone
Hmm, what's the next pick?
Checkin the pantry
How 'bout some bread sticks?
Bust the tops off the box
Dip it in all the way
Put that stick in my head
Like I'm Phineas Gage
I got my hummus from the supermarket
Don't be a weenie
If you want real hummus in your stomach
Then you need some tahini
Is this hummus cooked?
You ain't gotta boil it, yo
You just need more peas
than a toilet bowl
You've been sitting there for hours eating?
Maybe brah...
It's like the toilet's eating hummus
Through a crazy straw!
Remy Remz in a Benz
Cruisin' on a Sungün
When'd you rent a Benz, Remz?
I thought you rock a Hyundai
Driving up to Detroit
Now that summer's here
Rock City?
Nah man, I call it Hummusville!
What, you on vacation?
Sounds like a nice world
Man, I'm working harder
than a Valtrex in a Spice Girl
Dearborn's the place
where the hummus flows
I thought they liked coneys, man
I saw it in the Post
I love dipping in the hummus, man
I beg your pardon?
I'm eating more paste
than I did in kindergarten
Options pouring out on Warren
lots of food I see
Got cuisine on from Shatila
down to New Yasmeen
I done came for the food
I'm a hummus-eating menace
Ask my doctor, turn your head and cough
Aren't you a dentist?
Clap your hands really fast
If you think hummus is the best
Now shake sh-shake shake your pita
If you hit the hummus with paprika
Saddam, Iran, Osama,
Baby bomber drama, little peace:
it's on your TV, but believe me
There is good in Middle East, it's...
Hummus. I'm eating hummus.
With Thomas Jefferson-us.(mehr)(weniger)
Hier seht ihr den shout von Blokkmonsta Uzi und Schwarzt für Herrlich Hässlich von Kunstfehler und Scheusal Hier zum ...Hier seht ihr den shout von Blokkmonsta Uzi und Schwarzt für Herrlich Hässlich von Kunstfehler und Scheusal
Hier zum probehören und vorbestellen:
http://www.haesslichrap.de
Artist Myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/scheusalrap
http://www.myspace.com/kunstfehlaaa
http://www.myspace.com/xbigodx
http://www.myspace.com/saidhr(mehr)(weniger)
I was a bit bored last week, so I edited some old Bert & Ernie episodes to the sound of MOP's Ante Up. The song can be ...I was a bit bored last week, so I edited some old Bert & Ernie episodes to the sound of M.O.P.'s Ante Up.
The song can be bought here: http://www.amazon.com/Ante-Robbin-Hoodz-Theory-Clean/dp/B001 386YO4/ref=sr_f2_1?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1219750431&sr=102-1
Bert & Ernie DVDs can also be found at amazon.com, like here: http://www.amazon.com/Sesame-Street-Vol-School-1974-1979/dp/ B000UNYJTK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1219750890&sr=1-2(mehr)(weniger)
The Kings of Youtube(TubeDeeDo) Rap! From chicks in bikinis to anime characters, this video has it all! You can now ...The Kings of Youtube(TubeDeeDo) Rap!
From chicks in bikinis to anime characters, this video has it all!
You can now purchase the mp3 on Itunes;
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum? i=276613839&id=276613740&s=143441
(I recommend watching this in High Quality for the best picture and sound)
From the creators of The Kings of Myspace comes the best youtube rap you and your grandma will ever hear!
Directed, Edited, Produced and Special Effects by Pedro D. Flores
Tubedeedo Rap written by Tim Chantarangsu
Music Produced & Composed by
Mysto and Pizzi
http://www.youtube.com/mystoandpizzi
Check out the making of the music;
http://www.youtube.com/video/aGk-cMJW5rA
Starring:
Eric Ochoa
http://www.youtube.com/SUPEReeeGO
Tim Chantarangsu
http://www.youtube.com/TimothyDeLaGhetto2
Pedro D. Flores
http://www.youtube.com/PeeDeeFlo
Screenplay by:
Pedro D. Flores
Special Guest;
Milo Ventimiglia
Pathology is a real movie and It is coming out in theaters April 18th!
http://www.enterpathologylab.com/
Storyboard Director
Doug Urquilla
http://www.myspace.com/flickeringlightbulb
CGI Characters by:
Brian Myers
http://www.mediagreens.com
"All Of My Idols are Dead"
(End Credits Song)
Written and Performed by Killola
http://www.Killola.com
Film made entirely on Adobe Creative Suite CS3 and shot on Canon Xl2's.
Extended Version coming soon!(mehr)(weniger)
This Video was written and created by Mouthmaster Murf and Dj Mayhem, members of up and coming band The Anomalies. It ...This Video was written and created by Mouthmaster Murf and Dj Mayhem, members of up and coming band The Anomalies. It took about 9 ay to create, and the finished product is amazing!
Visit The Anomalies Myspace at http://www.myspace.com/theanomalies
Download the MP3 for your IPOD below
MP3
http://www.thejailhouse.net/predator_mp3.zip
Enjoy!(mehr)(weniger)
İstanbul’un sıcak ve boğucu Temmuz ayı müzikseverler için İKSV’nin en güzel festivallerinden birinin başlangıcını haberdar ediyordu bu sene: Jazz Festivali.
14 yıldır devam eden festival, biz İstanbulluları gerçek anlamda caza doyuran yegâne olaylardan biri. Aynı zamanda cazseverler dışında daha geniş kitlelere hitap eden isimleri de bünyesinde barından ve bu sayede cazın bu kitlelere ulaşmasında önemli bir görev üstlenen İstanbul Jazz Festivali yıllarca gösterdiği başarıyla hem uluslararası saygınlık, hem de seyirciye ulaşma açısından büyük bir gelişme kaydetmiştir.
Bu sene 14.süne tanık olduğumuz festival de geleneklerine sadık kalmış ve dinleyicilerini hayal kırıklığına uğratmamıştır. Ne yazık ki bu seneki fes
AVEA ve HITT Prodüksiyon ortaklığıyla üç yıldan bu yana düzenlenen ve bu yıl dördüncüsü gerçekleştirilecek olan AVEA Harbiye Açıkhava Konserleri 2008 için günler sayılmaya başlandı. Bu yıl 3-19 Ağustos tarihleri arasında gerçekleştirilecek olan konserlerde toplam on iki gece boyunca müzikseverler sevdikleri sanatçılarla yazın keyfini çıkarırlarken sürprizler de onları bekliyor olacak.
Geçtiğimiz yıllarda pek çok sevilen sanatçının katıldığı AVEA Harbiye Açıkhava Konserleri’nde, özel projelerle müzikseverlerin hafızalarına unutulmaz anlar kazındı. Farklı tarzlara sahip yorumcuların ilk kez buluştuğu senfonik konserlerle, müzik dinleyicileri sevdikleri sanatçıları ve şarkıları bambaşka güzellikte dinleyebildikleri unutulmaz konserlere
EFSANE GRUP 15 YIL ARADAN SONRA YENİDEN TÜRKİYEDE!!!!
“Winds Of Change”,
”Still Loving You”
“Send Me An Angel”
“White Dove”
”Holiday” ve daha niceleri...
Hangimiz bu şarkılara bağıra çağıra eşlik etmedik...
Hangimiz bu şarkıları dinleyerek aşık olup
Yine bu şarkıları dinleyerek aşk acısı çekmedik ki?
Tüm dünyaya adını bir daha hiç silinmeyecek ve de eskimeyecek bir şekilde kazıyan Türkiye’de ilk ve son kez 1993 yılında hayranlarıyla buluşan dünyaca ünlü efsane Alman Rock grubu Scorpions, 15 yıl ara sonrasında İstanbul’da vereceği konserde yeniden hayranları ve müzikseverlerle buluşacak.
Sadece rock müzikseverlerin değil, parçaları gönüllerind
